When you’re hopelessly romantic, planning the perfect proposal is as good as it gets. That is, until you're almost thirty, your parents won’t shut up about the fact that you’re not married, and your stubborn girlfriend of five years insists on taking a personal stand against the wedding industry.
"Lord have mercy, this shit is funny."
- overheard in audience
"So good! The closest I will ever come to seeing my daughter engaged.”
- girlfriend's mother
"I'm afraid of live theater, but I loved this!"
- close friend
"The show was excellent! My apologies for having to leave immediately after, back pain was acting up. A minor suggestion, the lady seated to my right and I both had a hard time viewing the show, due to to two folks wearing "high" head gear in front of us, totally unessecary and an intrusive to a theatre performance. Discourteous behavior at best."
"Unfortunately his dad DID actually pee all over their apartment.”